“If anything here offends, I beg your pardon, I come in peace, I depart in gratitude.”—Garrison Keillor
This is the last time I'm gonna use Rush Limbaugh's name. From here on out, I'm using unflattering euphemisms because publicity is the only thing the Bloated One wants. I apologize if the phrases bother anyone, but it's all I can think of to somewhat defuse my own issues with feeding the beast.
If all the Shock Jock wants is to get his face and name in large relief, then writing about him using neither has to be some sort of moral victory, right?
Given the volume of attention the stunt has already generated, I'm not sure it matters anyway. Regardless, I couldn't resist the urge to weigh-in with so many varied reactions being thrown around and several groups gearing up to milk this baby for all it's worth.
Make no mistake—any irritation coming from the Al Sharptons and Jesse Jacksons is feigned.
They couldn't be happier about the ridiculous rumors swirling around the St. Louis Rams. They're perfect foils to the White Whale because the trio differs only in their polit...
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